This bar is owned by Bill Drummond of the KLF. It's full of crusties and art types. They play noisy digital hardcore. It was a Saturday night and I was on my way to see my noyfriend (a boy who's not your boyfriend, honest! He just acts like it! But he's not! Really!) do his first electronic music performance in London. It didn't go very well. He got drunk afterwards and sent himself a text reminding himself to cancel all future gigs and retire from music altogether.